The Late Show with Stephen Colbert
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William Maurice
How is Delta still in business?
2 kun oldinJames Hubbell
GOD BLESS PRESIDENT DONALD TRUMP
2 kun oldinPegasus
Do not feel obligated to the British enterprise. The British plundered and murdered nearly a quarter of the world for their own profit, let's not pass it off as the age of enlightenment?
2 kun oldinIvone de Figueiredo
Pointillism! Good one.
3 kun oldinJames Smithe
So when CBS blanks out his finger, do they think no one can figure out what he's doing?
3 kun oldinhawkeye5955
From airborne sexual harassment to a sausage themed hotel in Germany. lol
3 kun oldinMark Dowse
First World problems............
3 kun oldinCheers Queers
Killing it with the accents in this video😂😂
4 kun oldinCOLOURED LIONESS
Dont you just Love him?!?!? 😍😘
4 kun oldinEm Boy
She's an old wrinkled funky white honky or should I say cave-dwelling caviar eating cracker
4 kun oldinjunglechick13
I'm not sure who's more funny, Stephens' writers or you punsters in the comment section!
4 kun oldinCaf3in3
she's still alive ? she was old when i was a child and im 40
4 kun oldinsuperhavi
4:30 I know he said "Knackwurst" but I understood "Nacktwurst" (nude sausage). Well, I really don't want to pet your nude sausage!
4 kun oldinCs Mitchell
Combine the Sausage Hotel concept with the Airline hookup concept and see where that story goes....
5 kun oldinDana Bennett
That so-called picture of Jean-Michel Basquiat? He died at age 28 (not 54!!!) in 1988!!! Geez, Stephen, wake up your producer!
5 kun oldinmisium
Plane crush! Ha. Really? Nobody sees it? Crush? Crash?
5 kun oldinLela Kovarik
I know how to restore paintings.
5 kun oldinMonique Ruriha
Focus in the Hugh successful USA President in Texas talk talk about the successful as always our President has in everything that he does, like soon your stupid and garbage show will be DOWN
5 kun oldinAdrian Goldsmith
Uou cxxx
5 kun oldinPh@tMantv
I would love to see those filthy inbreeding child molesting greedy crooked royals get chased out of Britian TARRED and feathered.
5 kun oldinVi W
As a Brit, I'm fed up of Brexit which is a travesty and the over 65s who voted it in put us in this positiin. As for the so called "royals", they can take a cruise off the planet and go to Pluto and rule there because I despise the concept of "royalty".
5 kun oldinJemppu
I'm watching this over and over: Stephens impressions are so DELICIOUS!
5 kun oldinHENRY THE RC CAR
👂 👈 🤔
5 kun oldinReverend Howl
England can keep her, she probably wouldn't be welcome in an independant Scotland, independant but equal IN the EU.
5 kun oldinSunny
As a german I am actually surprised there wasn't a sausage themed hotel before...
5 kun oldinQueen Duncan Donut Of Scots
Lol
5 kun oldinBurnell Browne
at least ENGLAND doesn't have trump helping out?
5 kun oldinJulian Porter
It’s tough sharing your country with 52% of racist morons .......
5 kun oldinjcllings
I'm waiting for this communist to say something funny. Still waiting...
6 kun oldinGeorge Chiqovani
OMG a video laden with accents :D me liky
6 kun oldinpkunkbwok
your MOTHER'S a sausage hotel!
6 kun oldinDoctorWeeTodd
My Uncle met his wife when they were seated next to each other on a plane the first time they entered the United States.
6 kun oldinDoctorWeeTodd
+Cs Mitchell Ha. I wish I was that clever. No they were immigrating to America.
4 kun oldinCs Mitchell
"entered the United States"....is that a euphamism?
5 kun oldinRae Lynn
My son and I are so addicted to the MEANWHILE, that we've started to use the word every time was want to talk about something that's not politics. Thank you Stephen for giving us even more to talk about!
6 kun oldinJanuary Baby
So guys arent allowed to write their phone numbers on a napkin and give it to a girl now? That's deemed sexual harassment? Howabout everyone who thinks that's sexual harassment goes and lives in their own little country and the rest of us can live in the real world where people are allowed to have fun, take risks and laugh it all off.
6 kun oldinJean Roch
That was one crazy ass segment ! Some days it feels like we're living in a Mel Brooks movie 🤣
6 kun oldinPyro gaming
Meanwhile we still have a queen in 2019 I thought we drooped the idea like 300 years ago.
6 kun oldinDaemoncles RatHeir
In a Hole in the Ground There Lived a Hobbit and His Triumphant Chariot of Antimony: "Boulli, fowl, and cheese, all around. Bring a bottle Bordeaux and leave it parked and napkins for our collars. For the "Not-Nows," the crestfallen of a name and no insignia, to the Big Energy and the U.S.A...Usher forth the maths and sciences, where etiquette is a parchment! These attainers are old by centuries. Heap on a double helping and also make it an espresso to go" Why suffer a painful etiquette, a burden of great responsibility, and a neverending light of another's or all eyes in one's privacy when it can be left to those who would take them? If there is no need there is no game, and if there is no game there in no need. It is one thing to own valuable information and another to have to enforce with it or apply it in need.
6 kun oldinrpbsjy
News flash: they sold the Royal Yacht Britannia a long time ago to 'save money'...
6 kun oldinEbbWeaver
Man it's pretty easy to tear down something you don't have a better answer for. I think the plane idea is funny. Let's not think about how much more we're stuck in our own world and how much our generations are having a hard time meeting people. He doesn't get it because he's an old piece of Liberal trash bandwagoning any idea he can tear down for attention. What a terrible person this guy is.
6 kun oldinChase
I wish I had the money to buy a vegan I know a round trip to stay at this hotel!
6 kun oldinLiana Lanteigne
I’m good staying out of that hotel… I’m vegetarian
6 kun oldinMichele
Elizabeth is badass! She will be ok. 💛🤜
6 kun oldincalkinsb0713
Regicide!
6 kun oldinJeroen Tel
@ 4:30 https://twitter.com/hashtag/wurstkoffer It was bound to be! Haha! XD
6 kun oldinJeroen Tel
There will be no Brexit, but if it somehow would happen, the escape plan at least saves some art! Don't under-estimate the Tudors... meanwhile... ;-) Let "them" ride the waves! IF it would happen, which is quickly becoming very doubtful, now, given the general opinion of the British (among whom I have many friend in all the classes they possess)... She is never in a hurry, nor should she! With her track-record it's not quite nice to make fun of HER... Make more fun of her off-spring; That would be way more appropriate and I'm sure she would laugh about it, too, because she really *was* active in the 2nd World War against a true oppressor, Hitler. Just like the one you fight so well against with your absolute cunning wit and knowledge, Sir Colbert! Please don't compare her to ... let's just say "that!"... She has her good place in the world and she eats her dinner from Tupperware boxes (not kidding)
6 kun oldinGeorge Catlin
the queen is evil
6 kun oldinI Created An Account For This
It's clear the Coke marketing people who came up with that stupid campaign have never flown economy.
6 kun oldinNoopur Raval
Sausage guy is Dwight
6 kun oldinVeloflex
Oh glorious Germany, done it again
6 kun oldinpop5678eye
My guess is that it's not the Queen who needs to worry about her security when Brexit throws the UK into chaos. The Houses of Parliament will likely need to be guarded by the entire British military that day.
6 kun oldinJohn Larkin
Meanwhile tell me (US) something about Fukushima that isn't apocalyptic in nature. I betcha can't. P.S The world needs to step up a fix that problem. Whatever it takes. JUST SAYING!
6 kun oldincaptlaserrage
I remember reading ages back that the Queen's yacht can serve as a mobile command-centre in the event of the British Isles being nuked, and that the evacuation plan going into the north sea on that yacht has always been a contingency.
6 kun oldinTramaine Terrance
Hello, Humans. “You talking to me?” Taxi Driver, 1976 Fun fact: Robert DeNiro improvised this line. The script only said "Travis speaks to himself in the mirror" so DeNiro took some liberties and was ultimately successful.
6 kun oldinNorth Pittman
Look at all the cry baby's in the comments
6 kun oldinadrienne gellman
Jean-Michel Basquiat was a drug addict.He died of an overdose
6 kun oldinᅳ바보ᅳ
Дайте мне поесть, у меня медведь в нефть превратился, это всё пиндосы воноваты!!! (Люблю вас, пиндосики)
6 kun oldinᅳ바보ᅳ
Вы серьёзно? У американцев даже новости это комедия? Почему вы такие весёлые, ай да ну и ладно, медведя покормить надо, медведя кормлю а есть нечего. Завтра будет тепло "-30' надо будет поехать на танке в магазин, и кстати, вы не видели мою шапку ушанку, я её где-то в америке потеряла?ㅇㅡㅇ
6 kun oldinᅳ바보ᅳ
Cs Mitchell hahahaha, and i'm a stupid russian. if you want I can try to translate it for you
5 kun oldinCs Mitchell
+ᅳ바보ᅳ I believe that you misunderstand what I am doing. I was making a joke. I do not speak or read Russian. For me, seeing your comment (Cryllic?) makes no sense to me. I am not trying to make fun of you, I was making more fun of myself. (I have no idea what your comment says at all, that's kind of what makes it somewhat funny. I'm just a dumb American being silly)
5 kun oldinᅳ바보ᅳ
Cs Mitchell and here there is nothing to believe, just a few stereotypes about us (Russians)
5 kun oldinCs Mitchell
+ᅳ바보ᅳ maybe I should have said, I can't believe a word I'm seeing....
5 kun oldinCs Mitchell
+ᅳ바보ᅳ lol....you just killed my joke with your reply.....
5 kun oldinTheMrVengeance
I'm just curious,.. but is it really that bad to give someone your number? Like, if you're not interested, you throw it away?
6 kun oldinLIFE WITH MEVA
this was hilarious 😂😂😂
6 kun oldinClaire Bear
WE STAN STEPHEN
6 kun oldinDeborah Roby
Brexit refers to the UK. Not England. Come on I expect better from you. Xxx
6 kun oldinRocky Lion
What happened to when this guy was funny??? Who writes for him? Brutal! Go back to Colbert report when you were funny. #yousuck
6 kun oldinJ.T. B
Deep state tool
6 kun oldinChris M
The queen low-key look like Ken Jeong on that pic 😂🤣
6 kun oldinDaniel Garcia
Ok I've been watching this show for while and I have noticed that there is one audience members laugh that always stands out. You can hear it at 4:35 really clear. That laugh is in every episode is that audience member a regular or work there? Just something my ear caught over time.
6 kun oldinSon of a Gun
we dont care about the queen. that meat place was more interesting
6 kun oldinDoorhenge
Delta attempting to fight the METOO movement and how its stifled our inner pervert.
6 kun oldinKinga Kristóf
Mr Colbert you're killing it with the accents.
6 kun oldinastaraelsget
That sausage hotel better be pet-friendly
6 kun oldinJaxon K
the wurst business plan
6 kun oldinMeredith Sexton
XD XD XD XD XD XD
6 kun oldinThe Prime Suspect
Orange man bad
6 kun oldinBenderRodriguez10
That hotel is decorated with actual meatbags.
6 kun oldinyidingcao
Stephen’s British accent though. lol
6 kun oldinPiotr Swat
Hey! You better believe it!
6 kun oldinTanujaa Ravikumar
His impression of us 😂
7 kun oldinTanujaa Ravikumar
Watching this as a Brit... 😂
7 kun oldinDara. Oloye
*pulls out meat scepter *
7 kun oldin306 Motovlogs
Came for the queen. Long live her majesty
7 kun oldinMaximilien Robespierre
Best fake English accent done by an American ever.
7 kun oldinDorth Surreal
The Queen. God bless and keep her!!!
7 kun oldinAn Marllo
Wow, I expected better from Stephen, but to stereotype the maid as a Latina called Maria?! 😒
7 kun oldinnula1998
I noticed that, too. Bothered me somewhat ....
7 kun oldinTroy Shen
How late could It Be
7 kun oldinSandra C
So, a Maria is always supposed to be the cleaning lady? You criticize others for discrimination and you lol called Maria the maid. So, why not a John , a Lucas,a Kim, a Sahid, or a Muhammad to be the cleaning staff?!
7 kun oldinJared Maples
The slag heap
7 kun oldinKevin Mcneil
I wish someone would just slap this clown .....
7 kun oldinMichael Arthur
Queen is evil af
7 kun oldinmurdy1975
REALLY, THIS DUMBASS~ IS TRENDING , NOT EVEN A MILLION VIEWS.. GOTTA LOVE THE CENSORSHIT, WHAT A JOKE!
7 kun oldindarksideofthemoon
Reasons royal family should flee: creating war for profits and power, genocide, operating systems of slavery, mass murder of native canadian children they experimented on and the list goes on.
7 kun oldinMr BeardedGamer
Never forget... ORANGE MAN BAD!
7 kun oldinJohn Baker
I've always thought that we should eat cake. Know your baker.
7 kun oldinKieranDyck
I think ylu used to be funny but it's gard to tell because you're so unfunny
7 kun oldinKurt Ironmonger
Yeah because I'm sure Colbert flys economy...
7 kun oldinKurt Ironmonger
The UK isn't in turmoil, stop overreacting, this is why everybody is bored of the media.
7 kun oldinRichard Pasquin
When you have no talent like Colbert and paid by deep state,you constantly insult people because you're a JERK! “WE THE PEOPLE”, demand that the clowns at CNN stop reporting fake garbage bias news, like most patriots America first. ENOUGH is ENOUGH, Mueller has no credibility, and such a major conflict of interests’ means courts of appeals must overturn all court convictions handled by the master criminal Mueller. Yes , Mueller is breaking the law to produce garbage, fake accusations ;the man is very seriously deranged and dangerous for America, POLICE STATE by deep state. Soros and Dems are pulling the strings since they are afraid of 2020.Corsi now Roger Stone, Nazis Gestapo tactics. His whole operation was illegitimate at conception. Rod Rosenstein initiated it without congressional approval or presidential signature.
7 kun oldinLucas_Gaming2245 Leo
El chapo’s thanos planning
7 kun oldinTerry Bonnell
Queen Elizabeth protects the family jewels at all costs, thats why all royal males have to wear a cup in their jocks.
7 kun oldinNina Clauselli
Dramatic yacht rescue needed!! #HELP!!
7 kun oldintom kat
LAST TIME I WAS ON A DELTA FLIGHT !!!!!!! IT WAS HIJACKED 2 CUBA
7 kun oldintom kat
GOD SAVE THE QUEEN 👑 IT'S A FASCIST REGIME SHE MARRIED A MORON And, HAS A PRIME MINISTER 2 MATCH !!!! CHARLES IS HOPELESS PRINCESS DI TOLD HER SO !!!!! WILL SHE EVER DI
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